What’s a Master Prawn?

An unknown, normal Irish fellow was at a party on new years eve 1999 and at the stroke of midnight was bitten by a radioactive Prawn that had been years gestating at the bottom of the Irish sea. He gained massive , incredible unfathomable powers.

Some say he can run faster than the speed of light, but since no one has seen him do this it cannot be disputed. As he was not seen.

Some say the only person Chuck Norris fear is The Master Prawn.

Some think he is a Ninja, but Ninja’s themselves deny it for fear he might be in their midst, and listening. And maybe even taking notes.

Others say he just stays at home , drinks cheap wine and plays XBOX, perpetually annoying his wife with another nonsense theory about the universe and life in general.
But what do they know.

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